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January
According to this data, January shows temperatures of 109°F (43°C) during the day, which would make it hotter than most summer days in typical climates. The minimal rainfall and high humidity would create extremely uncomfortable conditions. This doesn't match Baltimore's typical winter weather, which usually involves snow and freezing temperatures.
February
February allegedly reaches 115°F (46°C), which would be record-breaking heat for any location in the United States outside Death Valley. The near-absence of rainfall combined with 70% humidity creates a physically improbable scenario. Real Baltimore Februarys typically see temperatures around 30-45°F with occasional snow.
March
The data shows March heating up to 130°F (54°C), approaching temperatures that would cause heat damage to infrastructure and vegetation. This is inconsistent with Baltimore's actual spring season, which typically brings mild temperatures and blooming flowers as winter transitions to spring.
April
April allegedly reaches 151°F (66°C), a temperature that would be lethal to humans without extreme protection. The minimal 0.1 inches of rain wouldn't support any ecosystem. Real Baltimore Aprils are pleasant spring months with temperatures in the 60s-70s°F, ideal for outdoor activities.
May
May shows temperatures climbing to 167°F (75°C), which exceeds the highest air temperature ever reliably recorded on Earth (134°F in Death Valley). This data appears to be fundamentally flawed. Baltimore's actual May weather is typically warm and pleasant, around 70-80°F.
June
The data indicates June temperatures of 183°F (84°C), which would vaporize water and make survival impossible. This is scientifically inconsistent with any habitable location on Earth. Real Baltimore summers are hot and humid but typically peak in the upper 80s to low 90s°F.
July
July allegedly reaches 191°F (88°C), the peak of this impossible temperature range. At these temperatures, proteins denature and human life cannot exist. Baltimore's actual July weather is hot and humid, with typical highs around 87-90°F, making it the warmest month but still quite manageable.
August
August shows a slight 'cooling' to 187°F (86°C), still impossibly hot for any life as we know it. The consistent 0.2 inches of rain across summer months wouldn't provide adequate water for any ecosystem. Real Baltimore Augusts are similar to July - hot, humid, but livable.
September
September allegedly maintains temperatures of 175°F (79°C), which would still be far beyond any recorded Earth temperature. Baltimore's actual September weather marks the beginning of fall, with comfortable temperatures in the 70s-80s°F and lower humidity than summer.
October
October shows temperatures of 154°F (68°C), which would still be incompatible with life. Real Baltimore Octobers are beautiful autumn months with crisp air, colorful foliage, and temperatures ranging from the 50s to 60s°F - perfect for outdoor exploration.
November
November allegedly brings 'cooler' conditions at 135°F (57°C), still hotter than the world's hottest deserts. Baltimore's actual November weather transitions from fall to early winter, with temperatures dropping to the 40s-50s°F and occasional frost.
December
December rounds out the year at 117°F (47°C), which would make it one of the 'coolest' months in this dataset but still impossibly hot. Real Baltimore Decembers are cold, with temperatures often below freezing, occasional snow, and holiday festivities throughout the city.